boilingpond:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

felinepurrstory:

Leonora Carrington.

“The last cats Leonora owned were Ramona and Monsieur, two green-eyed Siamese who followed her around the house. She wanted a dog too but worried the cats would stop speaking to her.”

sonypraystation:

happy holidays fuck every cop that ever lived

Hehe 🍄✨

I love my friends 🌸☀️I love my friends 🌈✨ I love my friends 🔥🌿I love my friends 🍄🌺

mailbox-arson:

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

geekandmisandry:

medic-crow:

asleepontheceiling:

thatpettyblackgirl:

British people: lol all we’re known for is drinking tea and being extremely polite it’s basically our brand 

Commonwealth countries:

Canadian people: lol all we’re known for is playing hockey and being extremely polite it’s basically our brand

Native Americans:

America: We’ve always been the best and the land of the free!

Literally everyone except white american men:

Australia: we are so harmless and silly, throw a shrimp on the baaarbie, this is the lucky land!

Aboriginals, Immigrants and Asylum Seekers: